Archive for the Flats Category


The Born Stowaway II

When I hear the word ‘Stowaway” I think of pirates and boats and hidden compartments, not a sleek flat. Yet, that is exactly what kind of Stowaway I am talking about. The Born Stowaway II is inspired by the original Stowaway collection which marries comfort and style together in the form of a shoe. Made […]

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The Cole Haan Air Bacara Ballet Flat

They say you never really understand what it’s like to be someone else until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. If that is the case then I choose Maria Sharapova and I’ll be damned if I won’t keep her shoes too. In 2009 Miss Sharapova, the Russian tennis superstar, teamed up Nike and Cole […]

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The Nine West Taker

Some days you wake up and you just can’t fathom putting in the effort. You know what I’m talking about; styling your hair feels like a chore, make up doesn’t have to be perfect and the sheer thought of walking to work in toothpick thin heels makes you want to cut off your own legs. […]

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Etsy Outrageousness

You know you have too much time on your hands when you spend half the afternoon perusing Etsy for all the ridiculous shit they sell. Some of these people must be out of their minds if they think they are going to make $21,000 off a bedazzled chair or $24,000 off a ginormous red high […]

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Naturalizer Maude

We all know that finding a cute flat and a comfortable flat often mean sacrificing one of those two things. You want cute, be prepared to hurt. You want comfy, well hell…just call me grandma! It seems I may have discovered a little gem for ya then! The Naturalizer Maude is a leather flat sitting […]

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Fall Shoes Trends You’ll Fall In Love With

It’s sad but true; summer is coming to a close which means Fall is on the way. Damn you, Mother Nature! *shakes fist* Back-to-school shopping will be in full swing shortly, therefore I will be avoiding the mall at all costs. There is nothing worse than a swarm of obnoxiously loud kids getting in my […]

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Michael Kors MK City Flat – Is This Flat That Phat?

Alright ladies, I may be a high heel whore but even I know that a pair of flats can come in handy every now and again. With that in mind, the Michael Kors MK City Flat is a versatile rubber soled, leather flat. It is elasticized around the foot and only has a teeny tiny […]

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